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Not an almond mom. Not even a mom.

Just small swaps for a less toxic apartment. Cheap ones. One at a time.

One swap a week. Nothing else, ever.

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Pick one thing

You are not doing all of this today. Start with whatever you're already about to run out of.

This week's swaps

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Three options each, from barely trying to full almond. Pick your level.

barely trying

Under $15, at Target, requires no thought. Do this one this week.

actually into it

The upgrade for when the first one ran out and you liked the change.

full almond

The expensive committed version. I don't own most of these. Included so you know what the ceiling is.

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Portrait of Emily

Hi, I'm Emily.

I'm 25, I rent, and I started doing this because [reason — the real one, even if it's unglamorous]. I'm not a nutritionist or a chemist. I just buy the cheap version of things first and tell you whether it was worth it.

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One swap, every Sunday

One thing to switch, three price options, and whether it was worth it. That's the whole email. It takes about ninety seconds to read.

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